Momma said we need a hobby so we picked up smoking
(We) never use a rubber cuz they always end up broken
We go to the church for the taste of cheap wine
We got the kind of faces no mother could love
Bad tattoos in places you don't want to think of
You say we're worse than bad. Well, that's just fine
Oooh, la la la la. Ooooh la la la la
Oooh, la la la la. Ooooh la la la la
We make piss taste smooth and sweet
We're the mold to your meat
Bad News Brothers
We're the reason why you lose
Bad News Brothers
We're the rich man's blues
Dog-faced lovers
We just can't help but say that
Today's a good day for bad news
The day we were born, Papa said we looked old
The plaque on our teeth was the closest we had to gold
We got no lovers or friends, just lice and fleas
Oooh, la la la la. Ooooh la la la la
Oooh, la la la la. Ooooh la la la la
We're the reason why you drink
Don't swim, just sink to our level
Bad News Brothers
We're the reason why you lose
Bad News Brothers
We're the rich man's blues
Dog-faced lovers
We just can't help but say that
Today's a good day for bad news
Sons of Satan need the Devil's daughters
We'll be the fever to your hot and bothered
So come on down, so come on down
To the dark and dirty South
Like a bitch, we're the itch that never leaves
We rip the heart right off of your sleeve
Honey, don't worry
Why you in a hurry to
Run back home up North
Drink up
Nah nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah ladi-dadi-da bah
Bah-boom Bah
Bah-ooga. Muh-a-e-a-e-oogah
Nah nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah ladi-dadi-da bah
Bah-boom Bah.
Bah-ooga. Muh-a-e-a-e-oo
Juh-boo-boo
Boom. Pow
Boom. Pow
We make piss taste smooth and sweet
We're the mold to your rotten meat
We're the reason why you drink
Don't swim just sink
Bad News Brothers
We're the reason why you lose
Bad News Brothers
We're the rich man's blues
Dog-faced lovers
We just can't help but say that
Today's a good day for bad news
Bad News Brothers
We're the worst. We're the worst
Bad News Brothers
We're the worst. We're the worst
Dog-faced lovers
We just can't help but say that
Today's a good day to be bad in the worst way
So shut up and make way for bad news