Man Factory - It's No Wonder Your Girlfriend Doesn't Like You Anymore Lyrics

so what do you wanna do?
i don't know, what do you wanna do?
now don't start that again you two
or you'll never find anything to do, it's true

(ring ring ring) hey man, what's the good word
haven't you heard, you poor guy?
cathy sue is breakin' up with you
oh my god no (please don't cry) i wanna die

so hang up, pick up dial her number, she answers
when'd you plan on tellin' me
just calm down and listen
i tried to keep you interested
i know, but i'm sorry
i met another guy who really knows how to party

and if you've heard this story before
and if this harsh reality's been yours
then you've become a bit of a bore
and it's no wonder that your girlfriend doesn't like you anymore

(knock knock knock) i knew that she'd come crawlin' back
sooner or lady for a fact (don't give me that)
'cause all i want is my favorite t-shirt back
you know the one with grey on black

well you can't have it
can we be mature now?
all i want is you back
well it's not gonna happen
did you know that i can dance just like beck now? (don't give me that either)
oh no no no no no no no

and if you've heard this story before
and if this harsh reality's been yours
then you've become a bit of a bore
and it's no wonder that your girlfriend doesn't like you anymore