Marina & The Diamonds - Porn Is Good For The Soul Lyrics

I'd rather go home
And watch porno
On my own
I've got a big collection
A really huge selection
And if I'm really desperate
I'll call up my ex
And have sex on the phone
It beats orgasming alone

Porn is good for the soul
But that doesn't mean a thing invariable
Unless you own a good dildo
But then I bet you think I'm a whore

Sex is a drug
So throw me a bone
It's so innocent
That why I'm always phone home, phone home
Cuz I'm acting ashamed
That I feel like a boy
Oh women are meant to act coy
That's why we've got all these toys

Porn is good for the soul
But it doesn't always leave you feeling whole
Unless you own a good dildo
But then I bet you think I'm a whore