MC Chris - Awesome F*cker Lyrics

Name is mc Hey ladies, please gather 'round my balls
One at a time, get in line, this is a cattle call
I will inspect via sex if you've got what it takes
Time to disrobe all your clothes and give my tube a taste
I hit the bush and the tush, she's screaming 9-11
I make her gush in the puss, she's leaking like a levy
I got her legs in the air like they're TV antennae
I'll fill her box with my cock and make her cable ready

Fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome f*cker
All the ladies beggin' please I say, "Hey, take a number! "
Let my dick rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take control and bring the thunder

I'm like a boy in the barn I'll f*ck you by the horses
I'm like the guy on the side who makes girls get divorces
I'm like the coach that you poke while you're at tennis practice
I like my balls in your throat, this is a dirty racket
I like to f*ck in my trunks, yes I prefer jacuzzi
I feel her nails, hear her wail then I impale her cootie
We make a mess for the guest and f*ck up the filter
I guess I get her head wet, but that's how Jesus built her!

Fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome f*cker
All the ladies beggin' please I say, "Hey, take a number! "
Let my dick rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take control and bring the thunder

Fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome f*cker
All the ladies beggin' please I say, "Hey, take a number! "
Let my dick rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take control and bring the thunder
Fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome f*cker
All the ladies beggin' please I say, "Hey, take a number! "
Let my dick rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take control and bring the thunder