MC Chris - metaphor (skit one) Lyrics

[Chandler:]
MMM! Now that was a lunch. I still like hotdogs, I still like, discussing it with other people and just saying-
[Secretary:]
Mr. Chandler? Mr. Ward is here to see you?
[Chandler:]
Oh He is?
[Secretary:]
... and he looks... dead?
[Chandler:]
Alrite send him in.
[MC Chris:]
Rar! I'm a zombie! Back from the grave!
[Chandler:]
Heey! Rar, you're a zombie, look at you, you're a zombie, of course you are, of course you are.
[MC Chris:]
Back from the grave!
[Chandler:]
Back form the grave, there he is.
[MC Chris:]
Rar!
[Chandler:]
Rar! There you go! Look at you!
[MC Chris:]
I'm a zombie!
[Chandler:]
I'm really proud of you. Why am I proud of you? Because I'm NOT proud of you. I heard the album you cut in the endless void of pergatory. (right?) It stinks! (mwh?) Don't ask me how I heard it. (how'd you hear it?) I heard it on the internet. Will you listen to me for once and sit down?
[MC Chris:] No! I'm a zombie! I'm here to seek vengence! Blar! :vomit sound: Zombie vomit all over you!
[Chandler:] Oh look what you did!
[MC Chris:] Threw up all over you shirt
[Chandler:] black vomit all over... pink and black vomit all over me, it's got chunks in it-
[MC Chris:] It burns too don't it?
[Chandler:] Obviously... eeeh, it's ok actually...
[MC Chris:]
(inc...)