MC Chris - Pop Punk Is Dead (Skit) Lyrics

[Secretary:] Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward's here to see you.
[Tim Chandler:] Hey MC!
[mc chris:] Tim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house.
[Tim Chandler:] Haha, yeah.
[mc chris:] Tim Chandler, New Pop. How are you, sir?
[Tim Chandler:] I'm good, how are you?
[mc chris:] I'm great, sir. And you?
[Tim Chandler:] Ha... ha... I'm good. Listen, have a seat.
[mc chris:] Thank you, thank you very much. This is comfortable...
[Tim Chandler to Secretary:] Thank you, Princess. You can go...
[Secretary:] Oh... okay
[Tim Chandler:] Ohhh. Let me start by thanking you for a second.
[mc chris:] Okay...
[Tim Chandler:] The album... I got the preorders in, they look great. The album sounds great.
[mc chris:] Thanks a lot.
[Tim Chandler:] You look like a million bucks.
[mc chris:] Thank you, thank you very much.
[Tim Chandler:] Uhhhhh...
[mc chris:] What-what's the matter, Mr Chandler? You look like... is something the matter?
[Tim Chandler:] You don't know what I'm going through. It's becoming more and more appearant as the days tick by in my head that... that pop punk is dead...
[mc chris:] What!?
[Tim Chandler:]... and hip hop is the wave of the future.
[mc chris:] Well... I guess it could be... I mean we don't know for sure.
[Tim Chandler:] These bands, they have nothing to sing about except how girls they loved and then the girls didn't love them and they... mmmmmmm
[mc chris:] Look c'mon that's good music, Mr.
[Tim Chandler:] Ugh... gimme a break.
[mc chris:] Mr. Ch-
[Tim Chandler:] Egghead's got a song about how hot dogs taste good... I know hot dogs taste good!
[mc chris:] I know you do, sir.
[Tim Chandler:] I eat hot dogs!
[mc chris:] I know, you have some on your desk...
[Tim Chandler:] Ohhhh... Dirt Bike Annie, sure they got a woman in the band... but she's married!
[mc chris:] But, it's a great ban-
[Tim Chandler:] It's a cock-tease band!
[mc chris:] There my, there my friends, dude.
[Tim Chandler:] They tease my cock.
[mc chris:] Mr. Chandler...
[Tim Chandler:] Listen up. You kid, you're where it's a cause you can actually have sex with women for christ's sake.
[mc chris:] Well... I do...
[Tim Chandler:] That's what I'm looking for, a man's man.
[mc chris:] Yeah... yeah, that's who I am.
[Tim Chandler:] Allllright... Get the f*ck out of my office.
[mc chris:] O... o... o... okay... Mr. Chandler... thanks for seeing me...
[Tim Chandler:] Uh huh...