MC Chris - Twelve Sided (Skit) Lyrics

[MC Chris:] Outta my way.
[Reporter:] Beautiful night out here on the red carpet.
[MC Chris:] Mothaf*cka outta my way!
[Reporter:] MC, MC, come on over here!
[MC Chris:] Who the f*ck are you? I don't know you!
[Reporter:] how you doin? my name's Joe Garden from television.
[MC Chris:] F*ck you, Joe Garden I don't know you from shit!
[Reporter:] MC you got a new record coming out called drinking blunts and smoking forties.
[MC Chris:] drinking blunts and smoking forties I won't talk about shit. Get the f*ck outta my face!
[Reporter:] Ok... and your new single Smackababy, endorsing infant-
[MC Chris:] Smackababy! Make me go crazy! Smack that shit!
[Reporter:] Alright and moving on, who are you wearing tonight you look fantastic!
[MC Chris:] F*ck you's who I'm wearing bitch you need to get the f*ck outta my way! Where the f*ck is the f*ckin craft service?
[Reporter:] MC one last question, how did you come up with the name MC Chris?
[MC Chris:] F*ck you's how I came up with it. What the f*ck are you talk... who the f*ck?... Where did you come from you son of a bitch?
[MC Record Deal:] Yo! Which one of you mothaf*ckas is MC Chris?
[Rapzilla:] Yeah mothaf*ckas!
[MC Chris:] Who wants to know?
[Rapzilla:] Yo we do! We got a message for you from Reggie!
[MC Chris:] Reggie? What's it say?
[MC Record Deal:] He wanna say somethin' like
[Rapzilla & MC Record Deal:] THIS!
[machine gun fire]
[MC Chris:] Ah oh ah ah ah
[MC Record Deal:] Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
[Rapzilla:] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah die bitch.
[MC Record Deal:] Yeah yeah mothaf*cka.
[Rapzilla:] Yeah yeah mothaf*ckin dead.
[MC Record Deal:] Yo your f*ckin dead yo.
[Rapzilla:] Yeah yeah yo you see that paparazzo.
[MC Record Deal:] yeah paparazzo.
[Rapzilla:] We killed your king.
[machine gun fire]
[MC Record:] Deal yeah we killed your king.
[Rapzilla:] We killed your king all you f*ckin nerdy ass bitches.
[MC Record Deal:] We just made you twelve sided die mothf*cka.
[Rapzilla:] Yo check out I'm wearing your f*ckin face.
[Rapzilla:] Rapzilla's wearin your face mc chris. I'm getting my picture taken with your face on man.
[MC Record Deal:] I'm takin his picture with your face on.
[Rapzilla:] Yeah yeah yeah oh shit.
[MC Record Deal:] I'm takin his picture with my my camera phone.
[Rapzilla:] I'm wiping my ass with your mothaf*ckin ass ain't that a bitch.
[MC Record Deal:] Where's your jet pack now mothaf*cka.
[Rapzilla:] I'm wiping my ass with your ass bitch.
[MC Record Deal:] Where's your jet pack now.
[machine gun fire]
[Rapzilla:] Be our myspace friend mothaf*cka.
[MC Record Deal:] Cracked out.
[Rapzilla:] Everybody who used to be mothaf*ckin mc chris' myspace friend.
[MC Record Deal:] be our myspace friend.
[Rapzilla:] be our myspace friend yo.
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[Rapzilla:] Yeah join that shit bitch check out our videos and our songs better than this dead mothf*cka.