Vulcan Ears Lyrics by Millencolin

In a tiny spaceship
With four legs, a pillow and some sheets
That's where my idols always meet
I'd like to be there now

I'm trying, I'm trying every night to see a UFO
But in case I don't, and just in case I won't
I've got my fantasy to lean on

[Chorus]
Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears
That's what I dream of
No more sorrow, no more tears
Can't you get me beamed up?
Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs
Quite bizarre but still a dream
As I'm waiting for that beam

Bullshit, bullshit is all we talk on this planet we call earth
And since I'm tired of that I'll take a further step
I think I'll find my way in space

Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears
That's what I dream of
No more sorrow, no more tears
Well can't you get me beamed up?
Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs
Quite bizarre but still a dream
As I'm waiting for that beam

In a tiny spaceship
With four legs, a pillow and some sheets
That's where my idols always meet
I'd like to be there now

Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears
No more sorrow, no more tears
Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears
Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs
Quite bizarre but still a dream
As I'm waiting for that beam

Less space to destroy
For crushing lesser
Thick lass
Kiss my ass

[Thanks to aprilratcat for correcting these lyrics]