He hopped a bus and then a train
Few more stops he'd have it made
But something happened on this day
That put this man into his grave
The train broke down he took a cab
He told the man to make it fast
They ran into a concrete slab
Then cries and screams [?]
He left the cab, walked down the street
There a person he did meet
Who thought his gun was pretty neat
And wanted to see someone bleed
Stumbling on for two more blocks
His body was in total shock
Punch in time was eight o'clock
He's hours late, so he'd be docked
Twenty feet from where he worked
He fell upon some teenage jerks
They took his cash then went berzerk
And killed the poor old office clerk
He should have stayed home [15x]