Money In The Banana Stand - PMA Lyrics

I've got maybe 80 years left to live,
the last 20 sure to be shit.
I have no real problems in my life.
So if you ever see me down or out,
remind me "motherf*cker, you're still alive."

Faced with a plethora of decisions
but no negative outcomes in sight.
'Cause as low as I could go (and it's low),
this world will never move too slow
and my future looks nothing else but bright.

I wish I had a tragedy to write about,
but the f*cking fact is
I'm an upper-middle class white male.
And every problem I seem to find
exists only in my mind.
Cut that shit, we're losing time,
wish I had just one more rhyme,
but it seems this ship has set to sail

Faced with a plethora of decisions
but no negative outcomes in sight.
'Cause as low as I could go (and it's low),
this world will never move too slow
and my future looks nothing else but bright.


And honestly, if my band were to make it here and now,
Well I'd be $8,000 in debt and have a quarter of a math degree.

But as low as I could go (and it's low),
this world will never move too slow
and my future looks nothing else but bright.