Moxy Früvous - The Present Tense Tureen Lyrics

(All)
Circumstances eat themselves
The present tense has been
Fill the fancy bowl up
At the present tense tureen.

(Dave)
I once had a girl, she lived in the past
It was clear that relationship wouldn't last
It was clear from the way she had to sleep south
It was clear from the lines around her mouth
So I went for a walk in the ravine
I came upon an unbelievable scene
In a tiny creek there's a tiny boat
With a tiny man in a tiny coat
I said