Mr. T Experience - Unpack Your Adjectives Lyrics

(Originally by Schoolhouse Rock!)

Got home from camping last Spring
Saw people, places, and things
We barely had arrived
Friends asked us to describe
The people, places, and every last thing

So we unpacked our adjectives

I unpacked frustrating first
Reached in and found the word worst
Then I picked soggy and
Next I picked foggy and
Then I was ready to tell them my tale

'Cause I'd unpacked my adjectives

Adjectives are words you use to really describe things
Handy words to carry around
Days are sunny or they're rainy
Boys are dumb or else they're brainy
Adjectives can show you which way

Adjectives are often used to help us compare things
To say how thin how fat how short how tall
Girls who are tall get taller
Boys who are small get smaller
'Til one is the tallest and one is the smallest of all

We hiked around without care
Then we ran into a bear
He was a hairy bear
He was a scary bear
We beat a hasty retreat from his lair
And described him with adjectives

"Oh boy, that was one big ugly bear"

Next time you go on a trip
Remember this little tip
The minute you get back
They'll ask you this and that
You can describe people places and things

Simply unpack your adjectives
You can do it with adjectives
Tell about it with adjectives
You can shout it with adjectives
Oh! Oh! Oh! Adjectives [x2]

"Darn, that's the end"