[Verse]
Yeehaw, boots stomp, dirt roads' my urban jungle,
Liberals flappin' gums, watch 'em fumble,
News spin stories like old vinyl records,
Got 'em tangled up, like a squirrel in the vectors.
[Verse 2]
City slickers crying 'bout their fancy lattes,
While I'm out wranglin' cattle, makin' big plays,
Hatin' on my pickup, talkin' 'bout emissions,
I'll tow a whole farm, while you whine 'bout conditions.
[Chorus]
Dissin' woke Karens, y'all can't take a joke,
Slingin' mud your way, better grab a raincoat,
Country strong, ain't bendin' to no elites,
Livin' free, y'all stuck tweetin' in your sheets.
[Verse 3]
Blue states spoutin' policies, taxin' hard-earned bread,
Laughin' all the way to the bank, while you misled,
Lecturin' me 'bout morals, eco this, eco that,
I'll keep my land green, while you haters fall flat.
[Verse 4]
Cryin' 'bout safe spaces, well how 'bout a barn?
Get some chores done, quit sounding the alarm,
Censoring speech, y'all scared of debates,
Country logic wins, leaving y'all irate.
[Bridge]
Media squawkin', twistin' every tale,
Broke my truth, rebuilt it without fail,
Fake news prophets, got 'em runnin' scared,
Truth's solid as my boots, no need to compare.