Here I stand
At the end of time
A billion lifetimes
To lead me to this fateful day
I have traveled through aeons to fight him
I have him in my greasy grip
But like a tvål he always slip(s)
Finally I can taste my revenge
I can sniff it in the rumpeltusk
Born from an ill advised snack
And squirted into existence
From the ashes of the Armagrädd
The Hyper-Karlsson now ascends
A Karlsson to end all Karlssons
Only the Karlssest shall remain
Face me on the Eagle Mountain
You låtsaskung of Sommarland
I am the Karlsson to stand like a king
The king of fakking everyting
I have traveled through aeons to fight you
I have slain the draconian beasts
Deflowered
Disemboweled
Feel the power of cosmo-Bert
For the honor of Skara and semlor
Shall i klyv you with
My körvasword
To hell i condemn you
Conquered by my mighty might