Maggot Infested Ventriculus - The Last Semleraj Lyrics

Catapulted above the treeline
Like a bulbous arrow he penetrates the forest
Pummeling through the front line
Of the armies of General Hottodoggu Semmelman
With a single dexterous swipe
His Falukatan slices through the ranks
Splitting them in half
And making them into semmelbulls

With cream and almondgunk
In between their severed spines
Five hundred men collapse like a pile of pastries
Sliced into sushi and rattled like a milkshake

Kräm
Clashing swords and traversing the rooftops
Bulls
Moving like a shadow, hunting for his nemesis
Hottodoggu Semmelman

In the endless halls of the semmeltemple
Lies in wait the hideous beasts of a hidden realm
And the burden of countless lives
Lies upon the last Semleraj

Sneaking, smyging, lusking through the halls of doom
Crouching semmel, hidden Karlsson, rökt kalkon
A trap has been set for the Semleraj
A pastry dish looking very kawaii

Kräm
The succulent patisseries has foiled him again
Bulls
For settlement he must defeat
Hottodoggu Semmelman

In the endless halls of the semmeltemple
Lies in wait the hideous beasts of a hidden realm
And the burden of countless lives
Lies upon the last Semleraj

Finally the Semmelman is stood before him
And the last Semleraj prepares for his final battle

Bert, Bert of the fjärt
Bert of the stjärt
From the stjärt of the Bert
Sprouts another Bert

Into the semmelhalls
He slowly makes his way
And a beast with gräddelballs
He faithfully must
Slay

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