I could write a song
About everything I did wrong
It would tell my point of view
And I'd name it after you
I could write a book
About all the drugs I took
And every word would be true
And I'd name it after you
I could have a child
And I'd raise it in the wild
But I'd know just what to do
I could name it after you
And then I'd buy a boat
And I'd sit and watch it float
Barely even a canoe
And I'd name it after you
When they finally found me
I was under a chair
With its legs wrapped around me
And my arms in the air
I've never been in a riot
Never burned down a home
Always too scared to try it
Always went it alone
I could write a song