Martin Kelly - The Corrective Behavior Slam Dance Lyrics

Turn your anger up to eleven for the Corrective Behavior Slam Dance

It's another Sunday afternoon and on the lift I ride
I coulda taken the stairs instead, but I was too darn tired
The elevator reaches the floor I want and makes a little ding
The doors open and in my way is a rude human being

Someone's in your way, push em to the floor,
Run to your flat and lock the door
You're doin' the Corrective Behavior Slam Dance
Although you're not royalty
Knock em down like you're the king of everything
You're doin' the Corrective Behavior Slam Dance

Monday morning comes and I find myself traveling on the Underground
The tube gets closer to my station and it starts to slow down
I pick up my bag, head over to the door, ready to walk to work
When it stops, and doors open, my way off's blocked by a selfish jerk

Someone's in your way push em to the floor,
Run to your flat and lock the door
You're doin' the Corrective Behavior Slam Dance
Although you're not royalty
Knock em down like you're the king of everything
You're doin' the Corrective Behavior Slam Dance

Friends know I'm not a violent kind of guy by nature
I don't like to go around correcting other folks behaviour
But everyone's on their own unique path through life they say
And if you get in mine, I'm gonna move you out of my way

Someone's in your way, push em to the floor,
Run to your flat and lock the door
You're doin' the Corrective Behavior Slam Dance
Although you're not royalty
Knock em down like you're the king of everything
You're doin' the Corrective Behavior Slam Dance

(one more time)
Someone's in your, way push em to the floor,
Run to your flat and lock the door
You're doin' the Corrective Behavior Slam Dance
Although you're not royalty
Knock em down like you're the king of everything
You're doin' the Corrective Behavior Slam Dance
You're doin' the Corrective Behavior Slam Dance