Brother For Sale Video (MV)

Well, we think this world

Is a real nice place

But we think that it's a crime

That we should have an older brother

Who picks on us all the time

So, next time he's sleeping in his room

We're goin' to sneak in and tie him

Then we'll talk him out into the street

And see if someone will buy him



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Brother for sale

Only fifty cents

Brother for sale

He's not a big expense

You can hug him

You can bug him

You could buy or rent

Brother for sale,

Only fifty cents



Hey, would anybody like to buy

A slightly used big brother?

Even if you have one now

Trade him for another



He will help you with the chores

And he's fairly clean

The only problem is, sometimes

He can be so mean!



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Brother for sale

Twenty Five Cents...etc



If mom knew we were selling him

We would really get it

Buy him now, don't pay 'til June

On approved credit

Buy him now, and we'll tell you

What we will do, mister

We'll even throw into the deal

Our little baby sister



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Brother for sale

Only ten cents...etc



He will always pick you up

When you take a fall

And he's good at showing you

How to catch a ball

He always tells these funny jokes

And does this crazy dance

Hey, wait!

He sounds like a pretty nice guy...

Let's give him one more chance



Our brother's not for sale

Not for any price

Our brother's not for sale

We guess he will suffice

We like to hug him

We like to bug him

He's really rather nice

Our brother's not for sale

Not for any price!