Dear Diary,
Here's what I'm going to say
It's past point of return
It's finally May
My days are going slower
Hey, I found a boy I actually like
No one can compare to him
He's sweet, he's gentle and kind
Dear Diary,
I know I've been so bad this year
But I think I'll take my time to make a return and find love
2021 was a tough year
I found a boy I thought was forever
He told me, "I'm going to leave you"
"I'm going to ghost you"
He left me and dated a second later
Oh, I know I've always been so stubborn
And everyone told me that I need to grow a pair
I'm sorry, my life just took a turn for the better
Dear Diary,
I know I've been so different this year
That's because I'm 18
But I think now I need to find a man
Who will treat me right
Dear Diary,
How about we scope the land for another man who's my type
Everyone knows I love to be hunted like a wolf
Oh, baby, I need to confess
I'll never leave this hell house hole
Oh, baby, I won't take a step out of the land that you claimed
The tiger roared across my room
I'm trapped inside just like a vacuum
Oh, baby, baby
Dear Diary,
This is my year
I'm sorry, I haven't written in you
For quite some time, it's 2024 now
Dear Diary,
I need to confess I left you for the best
This is my last entry that I'm going to write
So this is the best one ever
I love this man, he loves me too
I think I'm happy we're going on our first date
Tomorrow night
He's taking me for steak
He's going to help me finish that plate