Max Provenzano - FAKE BOYFRIENDS!!!!! Lyrics

Fake boyfriend, they're all just, all just, all just fake boyfriends
I thought, I thought, I thought
I could trust all of them, but then I ran into a pole, and
Cracked my head to a million

First there's Ali, who I trusted the most
He told me he was different than the rest of the boys
I trusted him, I really, really did
But uh-oh, little did I know he would betray me
Next to Koa, Pix, I don't f*cking know, they were the one that
I thought could be the one
Roblox and singing, what more could a boy want
But uh-oh, they've become someone else's man

Fake boyfriend, they're all just, all just, all just fake boyfriends
I thought, I thought, I thought
I could trust all of them, but then I ran into a pole, and
Cracked my head to a million

Ooh, now it's getting fun
There's a few boys out there who try to trick me with a gun
A Cameron, Cameron, you sneaky little cunt, whose rules that you didn't follow, so
I dialed 911
You threatened to kill me, pulled the knife on my back, but I turned around and pushed
Your ass right into an abyss
There's a few others I could rant about, but they're just f*cking losers

Fake boyfriend, they're all just, all just, all just fake boyfriends
I thought, I thought, I thought
I could trust all of them, but then
I ran into a pole, and
Cracked my head into a million

There was one guy, I still talk to him to this day
He's different from the rest
You can even rhyme his name with croissant