I know you're somewhere out there
Somewhere far away
I want you by
My side tonight
My neighbors think I'm crazy
But they don't understand
You're all I have
You're all I have
At night when the stars
Light up the moon
I sit by your side
A talking raccoon
I'm more obese than you
In hopes you're not too rabid though
Because i just want some food
Oh am I a fool
For talking to
An obese raccoon
I'm feeling like I'm famous
The talk of the town
They say I've gone mad
Have i gone rabid
But they don't know what I know
'Cause when the sun goes down
Someone's talking back
Yeah they're talking back
At night when the stars
Light up the moon
I sit by your side
A talking raccoon
I'm more obese than you
In hopes you're not too rabid though
Because i just want some food
Oh am I a fool
For talking to
An obese raccoon