As I walk to my job at the start of my day
I feel a churning in my gut and I'm startin' to sway
Lean to my left give my tummy a push
I though it was a fart but it came out with a gush
The heat is quickly fading and my pants are going cold
Got a hand on my butt this shit I'm tryin' to hold
I feel running down my leg its reached my heel
Its shit in my pants this can't be real
I drop to my knees and I begin to pray
Oh god please save me from this wretched anal spray
Just started off my day by sharting in my pants
Just started off my day by squirting in my pants
Just gotta get away from these soiled underpants
Just gotta get away from these dirty underpants
My life is truly ending I've lost all hope
I can't be saved, I'm swinging by a rope
Crawling to my car just gotta get away
But the shit is flowing, in a huge display
Horror in my eyes as I see their faces
The whole damn office is up from their places
My poopy covered butt and my soiled jeans
On full display waiting to be seen
Its too damn late they've seen my shame
Oh god please save me, gotta change my name
I'm warning now, don't trust a fart
May feel safe, just a juicy shart
Just started off my day by sharting in my pants
Just started off my day by squirting in my pants
Just gotta get away from these soiled underpants
Just gotta get away from these dirty underpants
Finally reached my car now what do I do
My ass is caked in a creamy poo
The office has witnessed my greatest loss
An awful leaking of my smelly anal sauce
Pull down my pants and try to wipe it all away
Police are coming what the f*ck will I say
Quick jump into the car throw my jeans aside
Foot on the gas theirs no time for pride
I flee from the crime the splattering of brown
Oh god please save me I gotta skip town
Just started off my day by sharting in my pants
Just started off my day by squirting in my pants
Just gotta get away from these soiled underpants
Just gotta get away from these dirty underpants
I'm warning now, don't trust a fart
May feel safe, just a juicy shart
I'm warning now, don't trust a fart
May feel safe, just a juicy shart
Betrayed by a fart
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As I walk to my job at the start of my day
I feel a churning in my gut and I'm startin' to sway
Lean to my left give my tummy a push
I though it was a fart but it came out with a gush
The heat is quickly fading and my pants are going cold
Got a hand on my butt this shit I'm tryin' to hold
I feel running down my leg its reached my heel
Its shit in my pants this can't be real
I drop to my knees and I begin to pray
Oh god please save me from this wretched anal spray
Just started off my day by sharting in my pants
Just started off my day by squirting in my pants
Just gotta get away from these soiled underpants
Just gotta get away from these dirty underpants
My life is truly ending I've lost all hope
I can't be saved, I'm swinging by a rope
Crawling to my car just gotta get away
But the shit is flowing, in a huge display
Horror in my eyes as I see their faces
The whole damn office is up from their places
My poopy covered butt and my soiled jeans
On full display waiting to be seen
Its too damn late they've seen my shame
Oh god please save me, gotta change my name
I'm warning now, don't trust a fart
May feel safe, just a juicy shart
Just started off my day by sharting in my pants
Just started off my day by squirting in my pants
Just gotta get away from these soiled underpants
Just gotta get away from these dirty underpants
Finally reached my car now what do I do
My ass is caked in a creamy poo
The office has witnessed my greatest loss
An awful leaking of my smelly anal sauce
Pull down my pants and try to wipe it all away
Police are coming what the f*ck will I say
Quick jump into the car throw my jeans aside
Foot on the gas theirs no time for pride
I flee from the crime the splattering of brown
Oh god please save me I gotta skip town
Just started off my day by sharting in my pants
Just started off my day by squirting in my pants
Just gotta get away from these soiled underpants
Just gotta get away from these dirty underpants
I'm warning now, don't trust a fart
May feel safe, just a juicy shart
I'm warning now, don't trust a fart
May feel safe, just a juicy shart
Betrayed by a fart
I feel a churning in my gut and I'm startin' to sway
Lean to my left give my tummy a push
I though it was a fart but it came out with a gush
The heat is quickly fading and my pants are going cold
Got a hand on my butt this shit I'm tryin' to hold
I feel running down my leg its reached my heel
Its shit in my pants this can't be real
I drop to my knees and I begin to pray
Oh god please save me from this wretched anal spray
Just started off my day by sharting in my pants
Just started off my day by squirting in my pants
Just gotta get away from these soiled underpants
Just gotta get away from these dirty underpants
My life is truly ending I've lost all hope
I can't be saved, I'm swinging by a rope
Crawling to my car just gotta get away
But the shit is flowing, in a huge display
Horror in my eyes as I see their faces
The whole damn office is up from their places
My poopy covered butt and my soiled jeans
On full display waiting to be seen
Its too damn late they've seen my shame
Oh god please save me, gotta change my name
I'm warning now, don't trust a fart
May feel safe, just a juicy shart
Just started off my day by sharting in my pants
Just started off my day by squirting in my pants
Just gotta get away from these soiled underpants
Just gotta get away from these dirty underpants
Finally reached my car now what do I do
My ass is caked in a creamy poo
The office has witnessed my greatest loss
An awful leaking of my smelly anal sauce
Pull down my pants and try to wipe it all away
Police are coming what the f*ck will I say
Quick jump into the car throw my jeans aside
Foot on the gas theirs no time for pride
I flee from the crime the splattering of brown
Oh god please save me I gotta skip town
Just started off my day by sharting in my pants
Just started off my day by squirting in my pants
Just gotta get away from these soiled underpants
Just gotta get away from these dirty underpants
I'm warning now, don't trust a fart
May feel safe, just a juicy shart
I'm warning now, don't trust a fart
May feel safe, just a juicy shart
Betrayed by a fart
Writer: Matthew Demuth
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