I'm on the course again
Last time I had fun I can't remember when
I had a shitty drive
Its just misery, why am I still alive
This little f*cking ball
Swinging for the fences but it hardly moves at all
Feel like I'm stuck in a cage
This stupid f*cking game, I'm about to rage!
Why does anyone play golf
It's a stupid shitty game
Broke another club
It's a stupid shitty game
Punched a f*cking caddy
And there's no one left to blame
Left to blame
I've got the wind here
But I slice it, this is my worst fear
Living with this shame
Driving to my ball, why do I play this game
I strike the ball clean
My heart races, I land on the green
The line I couldn't gage
It goes wide and I'm about to f*cking rage
Why does anyone play golf
It's a stupid shitty game
Broke another club
It's a stupid shitty game
Punched a f*cking caddy
And there's no one left to blame
Left to blame
Rage, Rage
Rage, Rage
Rage, Rage
Rage, Rage
Rage
I begin to rage
I begin to rage
Why does anyone play golf
It's a stupid shitty game
Broke another club
It's a stupid shitty game
Punched a f*cking caddy
And there's no one left to blame
Left to blame
Why does anyone play golf
It's a stupid shitty game
Broke another club
It's a stupid shitty game
Punched a f*cking caddy
And there's no one left to blame
Left to blame