MC Fry - The Company Bathroom Lyrics

I've been working so hard for the f*cking man
When my tummy starts to rumble, oh God I'm in trouble
Racing down the halls no time to talk to Dan
Throw open the door, I'm clenching that muscle
Shittin' in the stalls of the company bathroom
Splattering the bowl of the company toilet
Oh yeah
Its time to lay my turds in the company bathroom
I'm glad I don't clean the company toilet
Oh baby
Don't come in, to the company bathroom
Its my time on the company toilet
Oh God
The company bathroom
The company bathroom
Wipe the sweat away and emerge from the stall
I just released a demon, what was the reason
Pull myself together and head for the hall
I only made it four steps when I felt my knees weaken
Oh god what have I done
My misery has just begun
Mistakes were made that much is clear
My poor rectum my painful rear
Oh god its burning now
Hot lava, ow, ow, ow
Let this be a lesson a cautionary tale
My stinky warning, my stomach in mourning
No gas station sushi even on sale
Or your ass is a trumpet performing
Shittin' in the stalls of the company bathroom
Splattering the bowl of the company toilet
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Its time to lay my turds in the company bathroom
I'm glad I don't clean the company toilet
Oh baby
Don't come in, don't come in to the company bathroom
Its my time on the company toilet
Oh God
The company bathroom
The company bathroom
The company bathroom
The company bathroom