Hello, I'm
Really bad at rapping, my penis is small
Nobody loves me, and I'm horribly bland
I've got a shit car, no money at all
And I've never had sex - IN OPPOSITE LAND
Woah, when I be grabbing the mic I be rippin' it harder
Rapping it off of the top, I'm a literal lyrical master
Faster mind than a f*cking computer
I'm straight balling: like my nuts on a ruler
My house is huge, it's so hefty
Got a massive pad: like my flow's heavy
Yeah, my last album had some sick inflection
I listened back and gave myself an ear infection
Your girl loves me, I'm a mighty shagger
I'm not farming equipment, but I attract-her
Yeah, got vagina in a backlog
Because I'm a pussy hound: CatDog
Rapping at big crowds that nobody could stop
Every show I do is like a hundred Woodstocks
My lyrics be like a drug, 'cos they cause a stank
They get you so high you'll need to Talk to Frank
I drop a fresh mix, I've got eleven dicks
My limousine is longer than the f*cking M6
Your girl loves to pleasure me, that's official
When I nut in her hands: like a squirrel