Cool Story Bro (feat. louis logic) Video (MV)

Motherf*ckers need to wake up
Set that alarm
Don't slap snooze
Mike Cardamone
It's louis logic and Type
Yo
The earth's flat and so is your girl's chest
Here's a few gems from inside of the bird's nest
Why was killing Osama so hard for the world's best
Then Obama got the credit for taking that turd's neck
The CIA assassinated JFK
Then they set it up to have the moon landing faked
Princess Di didn't die in that tunnel by mistake
And our government controls all the hurricanes and quakes
Fluoride inside the water's making frogs turn gay
Chemtrails in the sky keep the doctors paid
Cause the cancer that is causes in our noses from the spray
Make it clear from here on we lost our way
Oh no bro! Listen ta Joe Rogues
Mainstream media ain't really run by grown folks
They're reptilian villains huffing paint n No-Doz
Tryna kill all the civilians and this ain't no joke
That's a cool story bro
Learned a lot
Good to know
You're living your truth
Love that for you
Facts ain't facts
And false is true
That's a cool story bro
Learned a lot
Good to know
You're living your truth
Love that for you
Facts ain't facts
And false is true
Aight, hear me out
Before you shoot the Great Replacement theory down
Peep the birds near your house
Are they sitting on the powerlines
You weirded out by how they stare into your window when it's showertime
It's not a bird bruh! It's flying spyware
The Man's staring at your grandparents in their timeshare
I bet you tell yourself you draw the line there
Today it's springwater, tomorrow you'll be buying air
Suckaz! Enjoy that
Or take it from your boy in the tin foil hat
You gotta better chance of getting cancer than ever getting answers
Cause the government spoiled that
Face it! It's all FreeMasons and agents
Watching sheep graze from their basements
Cause underneath the Deep State, there's a Deeper State
With a secret base at the Pizza Gate pizza place
That's a cool story bro
Learned a lot
Good to know
You're living your truth
Love that for you
Facts ain't facts
And false is true
That's a cool story bro
Learned a lot
Good to know
You're living your truth
Love that for you
Facts ain't facts
And false is true
It ain't all about the Benjamins, it's all about the aliens
And holy f*cking shit! Did you know that there are aliens
This crazy narrative that we adopted is hectic
9/11 wasn't Bush
It was Robert Zemmeckis
And if you got a problem with me speakin' on this message
It's probably cause you just wanna discredit the messenger
On Facebook Messenger or Meta or whatever
Preaching the good word from where the sheep got tethered
I be on Reddit in an incel thread
Typing well the f*ck would Epstein want himself dead
You God damn right Type, the plot's gotten hectic
It don't pass the smell test. The cops got selective
It's not deceptive when they do it in plain sight
It's called mind control when they doing what they like
Who would complain right? You're all pacified
That Tim Apple guy's got your neuropathways fried
That's a cool story bro
Learned a lot
Good to know
You're living your truth
Love that for you
Facts ain't facts
And false is true
That's a cool story bro
Learned a lot
Good to know
You're living your truth
Love that for you
Facts ain't facts
And false is true
You're listening to some real truth spitters here
Folks, louis logic and Type on the mic
Pen Pointz on the beat
Speaking 100% fact only
This is REAL people
The Illuminati and the One World Government are coming for YOU
In your sleep
And the only thing that will save us is
Lucky Silverback