Megan Larian - Baby Fever Lyrics

Who needs birth control when there's you?
Are you twenty-five or two?
Do you think I like
Having to use my
Maternal instincts on a fool
Who needs birth control when you whine
And you're nagging all of the time
What makes you think I'd stand
Living with a man
Who can't feel more than I do
If you're trying to
Cure my baby fever
Keep doing what you're doing, oh
Cuz at this rate in a year
My mental egg count will be in ruins
I'll have no baby fever
Screaming, crying, and throwing up
"Mama get me my sippy cup"
Never been so turned off
God, you spit when you cough
Fingers covered in cheeto dust
Biggest man-child I ever saw
When you talk it's all "Wah wah wah"
Call you Oedipus Rex
Mother-f*cker complex
Find another bitch, cuz I'm gone
If you're trying to
Cure my baby fever
Keep doing what you're doing, oh
Cuz at this rate in a year
My mental egg count will be in ruins
I'll have no baby fever
Hah huh uh
Mhm
You cure my baby fever
You cure my
You cure my baby fever
You cure my
Ahh ahh
You cure my baby fever
Ahh ahh ahh ahh
If you're trying to
Cure my baby fever
Keep doing what you're doing, oh
Cuz at this rate in a year
My mental egg count will be in ruins
I'll have no baby fever
Ahh (King of nothing)
Ahh (King of the mother f*ck)
Ahh (Son of the bitch)
I'll have no baby fever (Freud was right about you)
Ahh (King of nothing)
Ahh (King of the mother f*ck)
Ahh (Son of the bitch)
I'll have no baby fever