So, Mr. Sam, it says
I just have one really quick question
I'm a big fan
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
Like, you say?
(Laughs)
Do I like Green Eggs and Ham? (Yuh)
Well I feel like, (Sam-I-Am, Sam-I-Am!)
That's a pretty f*cking easy answer (I am Sam!)
(Bitch)
SAM I FUCKING AM
That Sam-I-Am
That Sam-I-Am
I do not like that Sam-I-Am
(Now, would you like Green Eggs and Ham?)
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am
I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am
(Would you like them in a house?)
(Would you like them with a mouse?)
(I told you)
I do not like them in a house
I do not like them with a mouse (huh)
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
(Would you eat them in a box?)
(Would you eat them with a fox?)
(Yuh)
Not in a box, not with a fox
Not in a house, not with a mouse
I would not eat them here or there
I would not eat them anywhere
(Would you, could you, in a car?)
(Eat them, eat them, here they are)
I would not, could not, in a car
Yeah, I would not, could not, in a car
(You may like them, you will see)
You may like-
Sam-I-Am you better shut your fat ass up
Before I dropkick your ass to Indonesia and back
You greasy ass bitch
I am not trying them sour moldy crusty dusty
Green Eggs and f*cking Ham (Yeah, bitch)
I would not, could not in the rain
Not in the dark, not on a train
Not in a car, not in a tree
I do not like them, Sam, you see
You do not like them, so you say
Try them, try them and you may
So, Sam
If I try these Green Eggs and Ham
Will you leave me the f*ck alone
(Clears throat) y-yes
(Ingests Green Eggs and Ham)
Damn
DAMN
What the f*ck is this shit
(Stuttering) W-well
What the f*ck did you feed me