She wants to be a movie star
All she wears for clothes is tar
Fillin' her own mind with dread
Drink all night till she feels dead
Slackin' off just wastin' time
Nothin' good will come to mind
Who invented the rain check
She invented the rain check
Who tormented the brain wreck
She tormented the brain wreck
Better hope her liver's fine
Or she won't have a real good time
Forget all the things she said
Or you'll be crying till sunset
Drive her to the liquor store
She can only stand one more
Who invented the rain check
She invented the rain check
Who tormented the brain wreck
She tormented the brain wreck