A typical trip to the mailbox on a Monday afternoon
Thinkin' about the electric bill that's a few days overdue
Then an unfamiliar package stopped me in my tracks
I almost passed out when I found a Platinum Amex
Why my name was on it I haven't got a clue
So I did what any rational man would do
I poured myself a strong one lost my inhibitions
Amazon's great with no credit limitations
Booked an island cruise for a four-week tour
Hung a "Went Fishing" sign right there on my front door
Bought some Gucci luggage with a matching wallet
If I like it in Tahiti I may never come back
Layin' on the sand with a cold libation
Life is pretty sweet with no credit limitations
I was half-way drunk and half-way packed, just waitin' for an Uber
When a little voice inside my head said
Son you best get sober
I know in thirty days I'll have to beg and borrow
But not today I'll worry 'bout that tomorrow
I poured myself a strong one lost my inhibitions
Amazon's great with no credit limitations
Booked an island cruise for a four-week tour
Hung a "Went Fishing" sign right there on my front door
Bought some Gucci luggage with a matching wallet
If I like it in Tahiti I may never come back
Laying on the sand with a cold libation
Life is pretty sweet with no credit limitations
Excuse me ma'am can you bring me a Bottle of Dom Perignon and some of that foie gras please
Just put it on my card
I poured myself a strong one lost my inhibitions
Amazon's great with no credit limitations
Booked an island cruise for a four-week tour
Hung a "Went Fishing" sign right there on my front door
Bought some Gucci luggage with a matching wallet
If I like it in Tahiti I may never come back
Laying on the sand with a cold libation
Life is pretty sweet with no
That's life with no limitations I like it in Tahiti
I ain't never coming back
That's life with no limitations can't find me in Tahiti I ain't gonna pay it back
That's life with no limitations I like it in Tahiti
I ain't never coming back
That's life with no limitations can't find me in Tahiti I ain't gonna pay it back