My kid just got their first tattoo
A cowboy with a red lasso
They're 18 now so what could I do
I bit my tongue and played it cool
Cuz lately when I open my mouth
I'm not sure what's gonna come out
It sounds just fine to my wife and me
But not so much to our progeny
I was a Latchkey kid
Who suffered from secondhand smoke
Now secondhand embarrassment
Is making my kids choke
I still struggle with technology
My teen had to teach me Control-C
We're one big happy family
Generations XYZ
Now Boomers got a lot to say
But Zoomers want 'em to explain
Why they don't fix climate change
And why they won't use them and they
But Gramps still sends a birthday check
And Memaw gives the best hugs yet
Got both of them to thank
For their DNA that's in the bank
I was a Latchkey kid
Who suffered from secondhand smoke
Now secondhand embarrassment
Is making my kids choke
I still struggle with technology
My teen had to teach me Control-V
We're one big happy family
Generations XYZ
We taught them
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP
I schooled them now they're schoolin' me
Gen XYZ
I was a Latchkey kid
Who suffered from secondhand smoke
Now secondhand embarrassment
Is making my kids choke
I still struggle with technology
Tiktok got the best of me
We're one big happy family
Generations XYZ
Oh
LOL
OMG
How do I get this to work
Generations XYZ