Mike McArthur - Quarn'ed Lyrics

One day I saw a virus come to life
We were warned it'd spread around the world was terrified
It taught me what it was to hide

Then people raided all the grocery stores
They don't seem to know, seem to care what toilet paper's for
No I don't use it anymore

The government said stay inside
Isolation, Lysol wipes
That's what's going on

Nothing's fine I'm Quarn'ed
I'm all out of eggs
This is how I feel
I'm poor and out of shape eating cheetos off the floor

The news is all the same shit is getting real
I'm on the gram and I can see that everybody's bored
You're a little late, I'm already Quarn'ed

So I guess the CDC was right
They knew a man would eat a bat and everyone would die
I cancelled my big trip and now
I'm out of work my job got cut
I don't miss it all that much
There's just so many things
That I can't touch

I'm Quarn'ed
I'm all out of eggs
This is how I feel
I'm poor and out of shape eating cheetos off the floor
The memes are getting lame
Jeopardy and Wheel
The girls all want their nails done while the dudes are watching porn
You're a little late, I'm already Quarn'ed

You're not alone so don't you cry
When day this will all subside
But until it's gone

Nothings fine I'm Quarn'ed
I'm all out of eggs this is how I feel
I'm poor and out of shape eating cheetos

The news is all the same shit is getting real
I'm wide awake and I can hear the news from Premier Ford
You're all little late I'm already Quarn'ed