I'm not f*ckin you
Unless I'm drunk as you
That'd be my excuse
I can tell my crew
Cause the body's right
But the face is wrong
So they gon clown on me
All night long
So I take a shot
Take another shot
Never drink enough
Till the face is hot
Till I can't no more (system overload)
Sayin baby let me take you home
I'm not f*ckin you
Unless I'm drunk as you
See I want a 10
But you're just a 2
So let's keep it low
Keep a secret code
So everybody else don't have to know
That I'm f*cked up now
I'm f*cked up now
I said I'm f*cked up now
I'm f*cked up now
She don't look ugly now
Cause I'm f*cked up now
That might sound f*cked up now
Oh well
I'm not f*ckin you
Unless I'm drunk as you
That way I'll know why
I woke up with you
Need to find a girl
That'll do me here
Ain't performin night
Got no groupies here
Cause I ain't famous yet
But I will be soon
If you come with me
Then you will be too (yeah right, Bitch)
How many songs do I need before I finally get hoes?
Who knows?
Who knows?
I'm not f*ckin you
Unless I'm drunk as you
Mr. Bartender better bring us two
And keep my glass full
To the tippy top
Till this girl right here
Looks like Megan Fox
Yeah I'm f*cked up now
I'm f*cked up now
I said I'm f*cked up now
I'm f*cked up now
She don't look ugly now
Cause I'm f*cked up now
That might sound f*cked up now
Oh Well
And keep my auto tune on
My auto tune on
Keep my auto tune on
My auto tune on
Don't turn that shit off
Cause I sound like shit
Don't turn that shit off
Man, what'd I just say?
Damn