Oi mate when I'm hungry I buy
A sausage roll an' a pie
Hoo roo means good bye
An ankle biters a child
Old fella means dick sheilas are chicks
Fries are chips, a 20's a stick
Also, fellas are blokes
G'day means hello
Chocolate is not candy, dog n bone's a phone ya gronk
You go swimming in togs, me mate Daza's a Wog
It's not liquor it's grog a cop is a dog
The tuck-shop's where I got lunch
You got sloshed you got drunk
And if you had a bad trot that's bad luck
Frog n toad is the road give it a crack's have a go
Ya castles ya home, a batla's an honest bloke
And if ya got a chick pregnant she's up the duff
Naked is nud, a term of endearment's the word "cunt"
I know you like the way I'm speaking it
This is Aussie slang down under
We don't speak English!
Look mate
We call a chicken a chook
I'm feeling crook
But I'll tell you she'll be right like I'm really all good
A ripe pair of knockers means nice breasts
You had a root means you had sex
When we really mean it we say dead set
Mad as a cut snake that means you're crazy
Bludger to a skip means lazy
A flano's a shirt
Hard yakka means hard work
Need to slip slop slap at the beach or you could get burnt
Taken a piss is a slash a tongue kiss is a pash
Veg'n out's relax, trousers are dax
Food you eat is your grub
A talk is a yarn
Hotel is what we call pub a ciggy's a dart
Big note means to brag, a case of beer is a slab
We call a party a bash ya mulla's ya cash
I know you like the way I'm speaking it
This is Aussie slang down under
We don't speak English!
Cats n dogs means it raining, football is rugby
A bottle of beer is called a stubby
If you're a politician you're a liar
A biff is a fight, a black eye is a shiner
If you done a wack it means you've done time
Fair dinkum's real, if you're not smart you're what we call a dill
A barbies when we throw a couple snags on a grill
In Australia when you shoot through that's when you're leaving
Creamed means defeated 40 winks is sleeping
Tired is buggered, if he's your mate he's ya buddy
A toilets a dunny, young business men are called yuppie
A tv's a telly, petrol is petty,
A presents a prezi, an ice box is an esky
To put on the staunch means to threaten physical force
A pair of boardies are shorts
If you're a blow ass you're all talk
I know you like the way I'm speaking it
This is Aussie slang down under
We dont speak English!