We all love or Christmases
In oh so many ways
From the angel on the tree
To the Yuletide songs of praise
There's loving and there's giving
And truly peace on Earth
But best of all there's presents
Like Gold, Frankincense and Myrrth
Simon fished out fishies from beneath old Sharky's jaws
A balloon ride for David B
God bless old Sandy Claws
A satsuma and a lumbering of coal
Where what made Chris Walls cheer
Alex got a ticket to fly to India
Clair's was a diamond necklace
To twinkle in the light
Andy got permission
To make Mary his wife
An engagement ring was Kat's best gift
Upon a Christmas Day
Gemma got a cardigan
Not black or white, but grey
Anna's best was cute
A six-foot ted, called Ted
Charlotte got an Elmo
With fur a brilliant red
Laura got a bicycle
So far and wide she'd roam
Karl got the only type of boat
That is a palindrome
A really proper classical guitar
For Philippa
Barney's was a Tanglewood
Handmade in Canada
Thom received a uke
A lovely baritone
Fugman got his grandad's
Vintage saxophone
Drums, they are so popular
Duncan got some sticks
Thom, he got a sixteen-inch
Zildjian Aventis
Mike's kit was a premier
Set up beneath the tree
While Sillo took a solo
On his brand new Bontempi
Mike Fry's steel wheels
Were made of blue plastic
Beneath his PJs, Geoffrey wore
A Superman outfit
The leader of the Autobots
Was Edward's favorite toy
May we suggest that Optimus
Is a great name for a boy
Millenium Falcon is very hard to scan
It was the favorite gift of
Scard and Patterson
With sound effect, a smugglers hold
And Jedi training ball
But what Dave really wanted
Was a plastic market stall
When we conducted our survey
About your favorite gifts
One and all were positive
'Cept one soul who was miffed
That chap, was our friend Jason
We love him like a brother
The tragic thing that he received
A bath mat from his mother
We all love or Christmases
In oh so many ways
From the angel on the tree
To the Yuletide songs of praise
There's loving and there's giving
And truly peace on Earth
But best of all there's presents
Like Gold, Frankincense and Myrrth