[ Featuring Holy Mac ]
That we should never tell
We wouldn't lie to women
If it didn't work so well
Tell me, why does lying work so well?
Someone tell me, why does lying work so well?
Sometimes I think maybe
There would never be another baby
If lying didn't work so well
I made this one girl promise
She'd let me kiss her on the cheek
They say they want a real man
But you've gotta act mild and meek
So got feeling excited
And dashed over to her place
When I collected on her promise
It was no where near her face
Tell me, why does lying work so well?
Why does lying work so well?
Sometimes I think maybe
There wouldn't be another baby
If lying didn't work so well
I'm gonna tell you a story
That happened in my youth
The first time I found glory
Not everything was the truth
Told her I'd be there forever
I don't know where she is today
I wasn't trying to fool nobody
It just turned out that way
Tell me, why does lying work so well?
Now tell me, why does lying work so well?
I'd never get a pretty virgin
Without being a brain surgeon
If lying didn't work so well
Why does lying work so well?
Why does lying work so well?
I'd never find romance
I wouldn't even have a chance
If lying didn't work so well
All I'm saying is
Lying it sure does work well
