Toe Jam Video (MV)

Toe Jam Toe Jam,
Tween my toes
Oder rises to my Nose.

I look down to see the sight
More has grown overnight
Oh no there's even more
Then there was the night before

Why it's there
I cannot say,
But I know it's been there
For too many days

I wash and wash
And scrub away,
But it always seems to stay.

Turning green
And growing fast,
Begins to smell
Like a skunk just past

The smell rises
Oh, so high,
Reaching up
Into the sky.

Buzzards gather
To find the dead,
But they find
Toe Jam instead

They circle round
And round again,
I pullout my shotgun
And do them in.

Dogs walk by and smell my feet
And quickly walk across the street

Toe Jam Toe Jam
You smell so strong,
I think I can't stand it
For very long.

Cats come hunting
The smell of dead fish
So, I serve them Toe Jam in a dish.

They come close
To take a peek,
Soon their legs
Are getting weak

Rolling over
With legs up high,
All of them begin to die

As they expire
From the awful smell,
The last one looks at me
And nods oh farewell.

Nothing I can do or say
Will make it go away
Here it will always stay

As I fade
Into the sunset,
Do I Still have my Toe Jam
On that you can bet

Getting more
Every day and night,
Growing faster
And faster alright.

Soon enough
It will be Body Jam,
Covered from head to toe
And all around.

If you see me coming your way
You had best run away
It may be contagious
I cannot say

So, if you see it
Start on your toe,
Better cut it off
Or it will grow.

So, if you find a cure
Please let me know
I just hope
It grows slow

Oh no no no no
(no no no)
Ha Ha Ha Ha
And away we go
Bye Bye
Smell me later
Ha Ha Ha Ha

I smell a skunk
(skunk)