[ Featuring the Wilburs ]
I was drunk the day momma
Shot my daddy
She followed him to the bath house
Where she found her brother in his mouth
So momma got mad and shot him
And my poor old uncle Jim
And now mommas in prison
And so is her only son
I wanna go see my momma
But only if I ever leave the hell
Of this 8 x 8 cell
Because they allegedly caught me
With stolen car parts, and some hot TVs
And maybe even some pickle jars
And a bag a meth and xanny bars
Then they done went digging in my yard
Where they found my ex-wife
I stabbed her with my knife
When she threatened my life
Cuz I told her rasslin' weren't real
And now mommas in prison
And so is her only son
I wanna go see my momma
But only if I ever leave the hell
Of this 8 x 8 cell
