Mr. Monsterous - Hermaphrostein Lyrics

I awake to find my head incased in formaldehyde
A doctor's prepping to perform some experiment
OH NO! Where did all my parts go?
Someone must've misread the info. on my donor's card

A hunchback dragged a woman's body in and laid it on the slab
The doctor snapped his gloves and said, "Now let's begin."
OH NO! It ain't so bad bein' dead
Now I get to get in touch with my feminine side

Now he's got the body but he don't need the brain
He don't get penis envy, he's got varicose veins
When he thinks he's fat sometimes he gets slapped,
Which stings a bit and seems bad except for that
It's not so obvious when I'm turned on
And everyone around me but me is wrong
Since I've walked in someone else's shoes
It seems like a dream, too good to be true

Every night by the moon into my room the doctor crept
In the morn' after he left the hunchback came and then we slept
OH NO! I can't let this go on
Now I know exactly how a bisexual hermaphrodite feels

OH NO! The monster's escaping
And I'm just about as angry as I can be

Hell hath no fury like a monster scorn
I want my child support when your baby's born
OH NO! Don't ever share your bed
With a man's head fastened to a woman's body...nough said