MrShadowripper - Toddle, The Previously Unsung Hero (This Is His Song) Lyrics

Welcome to the pickle room
Sir or madam
Just one gold to explore the mysteries within
Hi my name is Toddle
I run the Pickle Room
All sorts of stuff in bottles
Bobbing there in goo
Welcome to the pickle room
It's not what you think (not what you think)
Keep your hands off of the glass
Sir sir you can't drink
Here's a bunch of ghoul eggs
This here's a cheesy cow
This is a maaaaaagic sandwich
Served to the royal crown
Here's a pickled Whisper
We found it in a tube
Yes like at a drive thru
I think it's weird too
Welcome to the pickle room
It's not what you think (it's not what you think)
Keep your hands off of the glass
Sir sir you can't drink
Aww I'm gonna get fired
It was my first day
Sir sir can you hear me
Somebody call a cleric
I've gotta keep this job
I'll do what it takes
I heard we're getting boarded
Grab this spear and race
Sir you didn't buy a ticket
My bestest battle cry
The ogre turned around then
Oh no I'm gonna die
My life flashed before me
As I'm falling from the train
A bunch of stuff in bottles
Now I'm down the drain
Hanging on for dear life
Dangling by a thread
Ulf threw his spear and saved me
Without him I'd be dead
Welcome to the pickle room
It's everything you think
You can save me anytime
I'll get you a drink
Yeah without that dwarf
I'd be a smear on the rails right now
Oh this jar
I've just been putting my bellybutton lint in it