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Master of Ceremonies Video (MV)




Performed By: MTHOM
Length: 3:14
Written by: Matthew Thompson




MTHOM - Master of Ceremonies Lyrics




If I pulled out with my phallus
They'll all go crazy
It's their surprise party
And they are just waiting
For the M.C. to arrive and
Answer their "save me!"s
Reciting lyrics of songs
Crafted for my own therapy

They love my ass from overseas, yea
My mink coat paid my cover fee
It even got me that VIP
No penny pinching cuz I'm B I G I mean
Stop, who's the greatest?
Look
The hearts everything but the faintest (wow)
These niggas forgot I made them famous (wow)
Now I ain't playing when I say this
I mean
I'm complicated
I'm still the shit when I'm constipated
Just feel myself when I'm always hated
Looked at the mirror when I masturbated
(It's a good day when Imma woke up)
Wake up to the sound of my voice
Startled at my apparel choice
Staring at the curtained Royce
Playing with flows like they were toys

If I pulled out with my phallus
They'll all go crazy
It's their surprise party
And they are just waiting
For the M.C. to arrive and
Answer their "save me!"s
Reciting lyrics of songs
Crafted for my own therapy

Left my hometown
For the breath of fresh air
Built another on my own now
I'm the Prince of Bel-Air so
Wherever I roam
I'm strutting like Ric Flair
Don't make me get in my zone
Don't make me get in my zone
Oh wait I'm already here alone
Picked up the phone
The money just keeps calling
I used to remember when I was just stalling
Didn't do a damn thing to be balling
So thankful
For this wallet filling talent
It's too damn easy providing
Passing through the colors just flying
Everyday just out here grinding

If I pulled out with my phallus
They'll all go crazy
It's their surprise party
And they are just waiting
For the M.C. to arrive and
Answer their "save me!"s
Reciting lyrics of songs
Crafted for my own therapy

If I came out with my phallus
They'll all go f*ckin crazy
Look at them all fainting
They love dropping like it's raining yeah

And as the curtain calls
I've admit that I've seen it all
Although my time here was short
No task ever became too tall
What's immortality?
In terms of my reality?
This body may have perished
But this soul will still be cherished yea
They showin up to my funeral
Like it's Obama's inauguration
Say f*ck to security
And risk incarceration
As the hearse passes
They blast the radio station
As the children cry
They unite under one nation
Pass the baton to the next generation
Today'll become the next Good Friday
So just wait these 48 hours
To find me on your driveway, bitch
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If I pulled out with my phallus
They'll all go crazy
It's their surprise party
And they are just waiting
For the M.C. to arrive and
Answer their "save me!"s
Reciting lyrics of songs
Crafted for my own therapy

They love my ass from overseas, yea
My mink coat paid my cover fee
It even got me that VIP
No penny pinching cuz I'm B I G I mean
Stop, who's the greatest?
Look
The hearts everything but the faintest (wow)
These niggas forgot I made them famous (wow)
Now I ain't playing when I say this
I mean
I'm complicated
I'm still the shit when I'm constipated
Just feel myself when I'm always hated
Looked at the mirror when I masturbated
(It's a good day when Imma woke up)
Wake up to the sound of my voice
Startled at my apparel choice
Staring at the curtained Royce
Playing with flows like they were toys

If I pulled out with my phallus
They'll all go crazy
It's their surprise party
And they are just waiting
For the M.C. to arrive and
Answer their "save me!"s
Reciting lyrics of songs
Crafted for my own therapy

Left my hometown
For the breath of fresh air
Built another on my own now
I'm the Prince of Bel-Air so
Wherever I roam
I'm strutting like Ric Flair
Don't make me get in my zone
Don't make me get in my zone
Oh wait I'm already here alone
Picked up the phone
The money just keeps calling
I used to remember when I was just stalling
Didn't do a damn thing to be balling
So thankful
For this wallet filling talent
It's too damn easy providing
Passing through the colors just flying
Everyday just out here grinding

If I pulled out with my phallus
They'll all go crazy
It's their surprise party
And they are just waiting
For the M.C. to arrive and
Answer their "save me!"s
Reciting lyrics of songs
Crafted for my own therapy

If I came out with my phallus
They'll all go f*ckin crazy
Look at them all fainting
They love dropping like it's raining yeah

And as the curtain calls
I've admit that I've seen it all
Although my time here was short
No task ever became too tall
What's immortality?
In terms of my reality?
This body may have perished
But this soul will still be cherished yea
They showin up to my funeral
Like it's Obama's inauguration
Say f*ck to security
And risk incarceration
As the hearse passes
They blast the radio station
As the children cry
They unite under one nation
Pass the baton to the next generation
Today'll become the next Good Friday
So just wait these 48 hours
To find me on your driveway, bitch
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Writer: Matthew Thompson
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