N.E.R.D. - Lapdance Lyrics

Dirty dog, I'm, I'm a dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
I'm, I'm a dirty dog, dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog, dirty dog

I'm an outlaw
(I'm an outlaw)
Quick on the draw
(Quick on the draw)
Somethin' you've never seen before
(Never seen)
An' I dare a motherf*cker to come in my face

I got somethin' chrome
(I got somethin' chrome)
An' I got it from home
(I got it from home)
An' it ain't a microphone
(It ain't a mic)
An' I dare a motherf*cker to come in my face

It's so real, how I feel
'Cause this society, that makes a nigga wanna kill
I'm just straight ill, ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me
They sayin' but I don't wanna hear it

Ooh baby, you want me?
Ooh baby, you want me?
Ooh baby, you want me?
Well you can get this lapdance here for free

Well you can get this lapdance here for free
Well you can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby, you want me?
Well you can get this lapdance here for free

It's a raw night
(It's a raw night)
Who wants to bar fight?
(Who wants to bar fight?)
Well, come on, alright
(Y'all come on)
An' I dare a motherf*cker to come in my face

Baseball bats
(Baseball bats)
I got somethin' for that
(I got somethin' for that)
It goes, ?Bla ka ka kat?
(You know what that is)
So I dare a motherf*cker to come in my face

It's so real, how I feel
'Cause this society, that makes a nigga wanna kill
I'm just straight ill, ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While the government is soundin' like strippers to me
They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it

Ooh baby, you want me?
Ooh baby, you want me?
Ooh baby, you want me?
Well you can get this lapdance here for free

Well you can get this lapdance here for free
Well you can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby, you want me?
Well you can get this lapdance here for free

When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley
Blue denim, spiked wrists an' gone be
Slap-screws an' tattoos that's all me
Two blondes, both arms feelin' like Fonzie

You can find me drunk, whippin' it might crash
Or find me chillin' with crackers who like thrash
Find me in court, smokin' that nice grass
Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash

It's Harvey, baby
Christ on the arm, I'm gnarly, baby
F*ck with me? Not hardly, baby
An' you know the flow ungodly, baby
So let's party, baby

Chicks nickname me 'Powder', they get high off my dick
I take 'em to my home, they call it 'The Cockpit'
Time for take off, they panties they drop quick
Now that's first class f*ckin', ain't that some fly shit?

Ooh baby, you want me?
Ooh baby, you want me?
Ooh baby, you want me?
Well you can get this lapdance here for free

Well you can get this lapdance here for free
Well you can get this lapdance here for free
Ooh baby, you want me?
Well you can get this lapdance here for free

Well you can get this lapdance here for free
Well you can get this lapdance here for free
(They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it)