Nick Gill - Crazy English Teacher Lyrics

She teaches english, she makes me squeamish, how much hair gel does she use
It's funny when she blows a fuse
My crazy english teacher, oh doesn't have a life
She gets all mad about these changing fads, she doesn't have a life
She's a big fan of the teacher's pet, she let a midget grade my test
She throws fits, she thinks I'm a little sh......
My crazy english teacher, oh doesn't have a life
She gets all mad about these changing stupid fads, she doesn't have a life
She's not married, I know why, she has a face that could make even Hitler cry
I kinda feel sorry for her, no I don't
My crazy english teacher, oh doesn't have a life
She gets all mad about these changing fads, oh she doesn't have a life
My crazy english teacher, oh doesn't have a life
She gets all mad about these crazy fads oh she doesn't have a life.