Nashville Pussy - Johnny Hotrod Lyrics

Well his name is Johnny Jr
But his friends call him Hotrod
And he's rummaging through
An old Ford graveyard
He's a dirt track demon
Don't care what you say
And he's working on a plan
To blow 'em all away

He got a last minute sponsor
From the Catfish Cafe
Got drunk and hauled it down
To Kentucky Motor Speedway
But he was too coked up
To wait for the starting flag
So he flipped them all off
And said "So long fags!"

Well he crashed through the wall
When he blew out a tire
Took out the first row of ducks
And set the stands on fire
When they pulled him from the wreckage
He said "Did I get a win?"
They said "No you stupid boy
You just f*cked up again"