I'm a clean surgeon
Cut through ya team like Raheem sterling
Smug when they're re searching
Sipping tea and I didn't even need to meme Kermit
They think its nothing more than a freak sturgeon
Till I resurface the sea serpent, emergence
Seem nervous, keep working
Achieve purpose, as the earth keeps turning
Serene circus, I stay yonder
Low key in the bits like the lake monster
5 Foot 8 with an ape posture
So whats a cake gobbler to a weight watcher
I know the track like a train spotter
Resurrect the spirit of a grave robber
Blue jeans and a spliff still a lame dosser
Two kids and a missus yes I'm still the same tosser
Want weed? Yeah I got a friend
But f*ck driving to ya just to drop a tens
Double wrap the bag just to stop the stench
And use a fan of mine just to throw pigs off the scent
Mcs cant take the fake reflection
Play dead then spin them like lei from Tekken
I want to make this shit a paid profession
And be another brainless weapon in ya tape collection
So whats an ancient question to an ageless lesson?
When its said without saying you cant mistake the legend
N its the same depression through out the blazing session
Till I'm looking like a happy anime face expression
I spit a cold tongue sandwich
And act psychic like a Golducks tactic
Been about n I've sold some cabbage
But Would rather work coz I'm not a dole bum bandit
Yet I'm just another, old dumb addict
Who is smart enough to have a controlled drug habit
Draw thin lines... yet roll one fat spliff
Yeah I'm kicking on but the souls young Brad Pitt
Got non believers asking is he god?
So stoned I see a monster on the misty loch
This shit is child's play like the Disney shop
At times I sound pretty posh but don't piss me off
Influenced by drugs like sixties rock
Real wild child with a lust for life like Iggy Pop
Somewhere between silly sod and busy boss
Used to make a wrestling belt from a Rice Crispies box