I feel weird today, or should I say
We had a weird experience yesterday
We saw white light and white heat
Pick us up from off the street
Saw you last night
With flashlights in my room!
Roswell! Oh....
Roswell! Oh....
Roswell! Oh....
Roswell! Oh....
Roswell
The big-eyed guys stared at us
Told us lies and not to make a fuss
Saying this won't hurt, but it did
Now I'm traumatized and no longer a kid
And I feel I'm gonna have a panic attack
I walked into my house, my dad said
Oh, ye-um, uh... welcome back
Now my head's in the clouds, and I can't walk
And I can't choose between right and wrong
Roswell! Oh...
Roswell! Oh...
Roswell! Oh...
Roswell! Oh...
Now I have something to say to all of you
I never actually wrote lyrics for this part