New Wives Club - Chapstick Lyrics

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee
I'll beat a bitch down like Muhammad Ali
But my fist is my lips and my lips boutta kiss
Every single body that's f*cking with me

Chap stick, chap stick, that's what I need
Everytime I speak my lips f*cking bleed
Lips look poopy, call me shithead
Certified freak, it's guaranteed

My momma don't love me she said I need help
Having cracked lips is bad for your health
Cracked so hard like ass hit by a belt
I need lip balm so I can get felt

In the club
Gotta rub
This chap stick
Girl rub your ass cheeks
All up on my plastic dick
While I lick your ass out
'Till I pass out
From the f*cking gas clouds

The bitch get's misty when I say "You can't kiss me
I ain't got herpes, my lips are just crispy"
I gotta ball of EOS tho
A stick of Blistex
Ultra protection
Rub it on my erection

Rubbing on my erection
I look best when I'm having sex and
I never took sex ed
My bitch is my best friend
Forgot my chap stick, because I slept in

Bad bitch, ass thick
Need some chap stick
Take molly like it's Fun Dip
Pull up doing dumb shit

In a Ford Focus
Bitch stay Focused
Staying calm, moving slow like a f*cking tortoise

C'mon ho
Just one more
Hitting your chapstick
My lips look tragic
I'm a f*cking addict
Hurry the f*ck up before I start spazzing

Can't talk please pass it
Lips, addict
Dosage, massive
Radic flavor, classic
Hydro, crashing
Where is my chap stick
I need my chap stick

I need that chap stick
I need that chap stick
I need that

My lips is crispy
Please bitch just kiss me
Listen to me girl your pussy smell fishy
I bet you miss me
Pull up with a stick and so ill I look sickly

Cherry chap stick in my back pocket
Dick a red rocket
And my lips hurt but I'll still shake your bed like a Nickelback concert

My lips split
My mouth cracked
Dry lips but I'll still hit you back
Not bad for a boy who licks around his mouth like that

Are my lips chapped, girl are you really asking me?
I stay hydrated half ass to see
In the club and I'm smoking gasoline
I rub on my lips some vaseline

My mouth is so dry that it's actually painful
Lip famine, waiting for a rainfall
Lips is so dry make a grown man cry
At home and I'm sipping on draino

I need that chap stick
I need that chap stick

Spits misty, mouth get's blisters
I rip shit in my fiskers
Bitch come over bring her six sisters
My lips sting when I sip on my spritzers

Cactus ass, face sandpaper
Mouth evaporating, skin vapor
My lip balm is a sinful lip savior
Chap stick tropical citrus flavor

My lips is a Squirtle, need to evolve
Sahara on my lips, bitch that's what it's called
I got problems that I can't solve
If I don't get some moisture my lips will dissolve

Can't talk please pass it
Lips, addict
Dosage, massive
Radic flavor, classic
Hydro, crashing
Where is my chap stick
I need my chap stick