Nigel Egg - Purple Doggy-Bukky Lyrics

If you ask a silly question, you get a silly answer
Purple Doggy Bukky is the answer, I will say
Purple Doggy Bukky is what I'm going to answer
To any silly question anybody has today

Would you rather eat a worm or would you rather eat a spider
Purple Doggy Bukky is the only thing to say
Is it better to hurt your toe or better to hurt your finger
Purple Doggy Bukky, Purple Doggy Bukky, hey

There's no such thing as a stupid question
That's what the teacher says
My granddad says that may be true
But we don't want silly questions in our heads

Tell me, why did the chicken forget to cross the road
Purple Doggy Bukky is the answer that I shout
If you were a vegetable, which one would you be
Purple Doggy Bukky shakes my silliest out

Why, oh why, you ask me, do I sing this song
Purple Doggy Bukky, Purple Doggy Bukky, Purple Doggy Bukky