Well I went walkin' to the grocery store to find myself a job
Well that store owner just laughed in my face he said, "I don't hire no slob!"
So Fresh Paint
I need another coat of fresh paint
I'm in trouble if I can't find another can of fresh paint
Well I was talkin' with my fiance, a diamond ring in my hand
When I said, "Honey will you marry me?" she just held her nose and ran
So Fresh Paint
I need another coat of fresh paint
I'm in trouble if I can't find another can of fresh paint
Scrape me, sand me, wash me, prime me, paint me
Well now I'm feelin' like a million bucks, new job and new fiance
So if you wanna get ahead in this life there's just one thing you gonna need
Freshp Ain't
I finally understood what they meant
Made lemonade from my lament
I finally got a coat of fresh paint
Freshp Ain't
I finally am the perfect gent
I only needed to reinvent
I finally got a can of Fresh Paint
Fresh Paint