No Shirt No Shoes No Band Name - Tom Collins Lyrics

I lost your name at the bottom of Tom Collins
When I found out it was Tom, the one that called
Then I figured out who and why you had your doubts
Well, I'm just not tall as Tom

I assumed if I could grow a couple inches
My wife, I know we'd see eye to eye
But now you cuss and curse
Cause I called you something worse
And I'm afraid that's why I'm here at the bar

And I won't be able to look you in the eyes, babe
When I see Tom Collins calling out your name
And I won't be able to fall into your lies
When I see Tom Collins calling out your way

So what I crashed the car, I'm sorry
But I paid for it myself, you stupid bitch
How do I tell the kids or tell my neighbor, Mitch

I won't be over for Sunday's game
I won't be able to look into your eyes, babe
Cause I know that it's Tom that called
Hey

What's Tom gonna do?